I) How old are you?
a) I’ve seen the fall of the Berlin wall live.
b) I am the result of an experimental drug trial known today as the blue pill.
c) My parents met on twitter.
II) What is your cup size?
a) Future lower back problems.
b) No future lower back problems.
c) Past lower back problems.
III) Which movie best describes you?
a) A Clockwork Orange.
b) Pretty woman.
c) Schindler’s list.
IV) What is your educational background?
a) I’m a know it all.
b) I can tell you what Sartre had for breakfast on any given day.
c) Your and You’re confuse me.
V) What do you do for fun?
a) Roll a blunt.
b) Roll a bigger blunt.
c) What is this “Fun” you speak of?
The distribution of points
Each “a” answer awards you with three points, two points per “b”, and one point per “c”.
· You have more than 13 points. Skip date, let’s get fucking married.
· You have 8 to 12 points. Let’s not get our hopes high.
· You have less than 7 points. I’m sure prince charming is out there somewhere waiting for you.